Palomino Club, North Las Vegas: still full nude with booze

Palomino, North  Las Vegas
Palomino, North Las Vegas

Club Review: Palomino, NLV

by High Plains Hipster

So I’m in Las Vegas and was at the legendary Palomino Club earlier today at 6 pm. It was my first time there. I’d found it on TUSCL last month and saw it was nude with alcohol (edit: two days later I don’t recall seeing if they had hard liquor as that’s not my usual request but they did have a full ice cabinet of beers). I’m always planning another Vegas road trip so I called the bar from my city in Southern California. Some low-bass voiced dude answered and confirmed they were indeed serving alcohol. He sounded suspicious at first when I asked if they were full nude but when I told him where I was traveling from he knew it was a novelty for me so he mellowed and said, “We’re the only one, we’re grandfathered in.”

I’d found an actual legacy bar from before the laws changed concerning nude entertainment. So here I was, at the only full nude stripper bar in the Southwest US that I know of, and I’m the only customer in the place. No doorman checked my id, no one asked me to pay a cover. I wandered down the hall alone and turned left, where I found the bar, happy to see a couple of ladies sitting at it. They’d just opened it looked like, and as my eyes adjusted from the sunlight outside I counted 6 or 7 girls plus one friendly brunette female bartender. I have this weird time travel fantasy that I’ll never fulfill where I go back to the mid-1970’s in California and bar hop the nude stripper bars there before they shut down or give up their liquor licenses. The girls will all have tan lines and full hairy muffs and gas will be 60 cents a gallon. What’s Vegas about if not helping you attain unattainable fantasies?

I ordered a glass of Blue Moon on draft for $8 (plus a $2 tip for the bartender) and the girls were friendly and attractive. Very attentive too, as it was early on a Monday and I was the only mark there. Two hot young sexies (both blonde-ish if I can recall in that light) were sitting at the bar and made me right away for a Vegas tourist. As I was ordering a beer one asked me where I was from. I told her and she asked me what I was doing in Vegas. I thought for a moment and said, “I don’t know.” I simply wanted to avoid briefly going into ponderous detail but they both laughed. The other one said, “That’s what most people are doing when they come to Vegas,” or something topical like that.

Erin came by and asked me for a dance first. At least I think that was her name. I better type it here before I totally forget. We talked for a while about the usual, where I was from, what I did for work, how long she’d been dancing there. She had no plans of attending EDC (which is on now) because she’s not into techno at ALL, instead likes rock and hiphop — this white girl was way more into hiphop, it seemed. Out of curiosity I pumped her for what you can get in the privates. She told me the deal but when I asked her about the $20 dances she said those were only topless and no two-way. In the private dances it was full nude and touching was two-way. You can touch anywhere but ‘down there’ except for a ‘drive-by’, she laughed. I asked what a drive-by was and she gestured with her hand over her crotchal area and laughed again, adding “You just can’t…” she chuckled, letting her explanation trail off so as to not explicitly describe heavy petting or finger banging.

I told her I only came in for a beer and to check the place out, that I’d heard about the Palomino from TUSCL. I asked her if she knew about the site. She didn’t and yes she wanted to see it. I logged in on my phone and as we read a review of the place she worked at she seemed appreciative. In the light of my handset I caught a closer look at her pretty face and saw her perfectly drawn eyebrows. I also noticed what looked like maybe a small cold-sore healing up on her lip. After she got turned down by me and began to leave she was graceful and told me to prepare for lots flyby requests, saying I’d be “assaulted by other dancers” for the same thing. She wasn’t wrong; right after she left the seat a tall blonde Nina Hartley 1999 lookalike sauntered over and made her pitch.

Side note: there had been a tense but slightly funny moment earlier when Erin and Nina Hartley 1999 engaged in a small wordless battle to see who’d get first crack at me. Petite Erin won although tall Nina was closer to me at the bar and almost in my neighboring stool. Erin had tried a few moments before to wave me over to her table closer to the stage, and was now moving in sharklike, so she had priority. Stripclub diplomacy among dancers makes for smooth sailing.

Nina was a pro who said she’d worked there for 23 years. You could see the miles on her face but her body looked good and lean. I have to admit I felt the pull as she told me about how fun the privates were and gave me a casual one handed massage on my shoulder. The $20 dances were just a tease, she said. The real fun is upstairs in the privates, 3 for $100. I waited and thought about it. I was enjoying her hand working my shoulder, but then finally said, “No I’m just going to have my beer.” She almost snapped to attention, said okay as her smile vanished and immediately walked back to her chair.

By this time another customer had come to the bar, a young happy/chatty hipster dude with a twangy drawl. So I finished my beer and left the girls in his company. I think I might definitely be back on a night when they’re busier. The girls looked good, more aggressive than I prefer, but I’d like to see what kind of show they can put on at this anachronistic one-of-a-kind venue.

An Hour and Five Minutes of Hannah on Video

Parting shot: Hannah, back in my van Encino on Ventura Blvd. at the end of the day.
Parting shot: Hannah, back in my van on Ventura Boulevard in Encino (with a spanked-red butt) at the end of the day. This is a phone handset picture but actual frame grabs from the video are displayed at the bottom of this post.

A Day Of Fetish With Naked Hannah Haddix


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Six hours of shooting condensed into one hour and five minutes, all in big high resolution format. This video encompasses from 11:30 a.m. to 6 p.m.. LesRevue Members can see the whole movie in glorious 1920×1080 hi-rez by clicking HERE. ~Les

The sexy mystic occult-practitioner and witch Hannah Haddix was in Southern California from Seattle this week to visit friends and do cult stuff, and while in the great and mighty city of Los Angeles, seeing the sights and all, I met up with her on a Monday for an afternoon of art collaboration. Very glad I did, as you will be once you see the video.

It starts out when I picked her up in Encino and we’re driving to Denny’s on Ventura Boulevard. We eat and talk about an Earth Day shoot she recently did where she was tied to a tall conifer in the eastern Washington wilderness, then we go to Victoria Secret where she tries on various undergarments inside the dressing room. After that we get her naked in the Santa Monica mountains west of Mulholland Drive for a bit of Q@A regarding her tattoos. Then it’s down to Malibu where she shaves her pussy, removing all of her pubic hair while in the van with my clippers and razor as we’re parked next to the beach, waves breaking on one side of the vehicle and cars roaring south down the Pacific Coast Highway on the other. More video interviews where she describes proper sex-magic ritual. Finally we finish off the day with a nude spanking session in the van while parked in a Santa Monica parking structure.

We shot lots of stuff, both in formal clips with the SLR cameras, and also informally, interview-style-with the cellphone handset (high-rez), while driving or eating. It’s all her, merged together into a one-hour long video. Nothing is left out. Hannah Haddix in all of her gorgeous and entertaining beauty.

It was a real fun day and will be great to watch if you’re a pervy fetishist of reality erotica like I am.

Click this link –> Spending The Day With Amazing Fetish Model Hannah Haddix! for the C4S page.

Spending The Day With Amazing Fetish Model Hannah Haddix!
Spending The Day With Amazing Fetish Model Hannah Haddix!
Spending The Day With Amazing Fetish Model Hannah Haddix!
Spending The Day With Amazing Fetish Model Hannah Haddix!
Spending The Day With Amazing Fetish Model Hannah Haddix!
Spending The Day With Amazing Fetish Model Hannah Haddix!
Spending The Day With Amazing Fetish Model Hannah Haddix!
Spending The Day With Amazing Fetish Model Hannah Haddix!
Spending The Day With Amazing Fetish Model Hannah Haddix!
Spending The Day With Amazing Fetish Model Hannah Haddix!
Spending The Day With Amazing Fetish Model Hannah Haddix!
Spending The Day With Amazing Fetish Model Hannah Haddix!
Spending The Day With Amazing Fetish Model Hannah Haddix!
Spending The Day With Amazing Fetish Model Hannah Haddix!
Spending The Day With Amazing Fetish Model Hannah Haddix!
Spending The Day With Amazing Fetish Model Hannah Haddix!
Spending The Day With Amazing Fetish Model Hannah Haddix!
Spending The Day With Amazing Fetish Model Hannah Haddix!

Madonna SEX Clip

Video of Madonna in the early 1990’s making her book SEX

As you know dear reader, we here at the X Blog are obsessed with early-to-mid 1990’s Madonna action. So it is with great joy I bring to you now this video clip I found today that was shot during the making of that famous and iconic “Naked Hitchhiking” image inside her book SEX, published by Warner Books – Maverick – Callaway, on October 22, 1992.

Look at that yoga-perfect figure, those pert tits, that well trimmed little crash pad…

The location was said to be somewhere in Miami, shot by Steven Meisel in 1992. The spot can still be found but good luck trying to find a model to match the style and aura of Madonna, because there was only one juicy Material Girl, and you’ve got to love the lady for her chutzpah. We need more female pop stars like her. Well, at least ONE more.

Click HERE or on the photo below for the video.

Enjoy, you pervy pervs.

<3 <3 <3

Madonna hitchhiking naked somewhere in Miami during the shooting of her book SEX.
Madonna hitchhiking naked somewhere in Miami during the shooting of her book SEX. Image used here under Fair Use Statute.

Crazy Luka

Incoming: freaky crazy Luka

Sometime tonight I am going to write a news piece about a “hot stripper that is returning to Vegas”. She asked me via Facebook to post pics and write a kind of press release for her about this. She goes by the name of Luka and looks to be a freaky ball of sex and trouble. Luka says she wants to do gang bang porn and make money working the stripclubs of Sin City and dealing in the casinos, and then go back to her oil field job in Alaska during the off season, so we’ll see. All I know is I have to get my laundry done now and then finish up my 2015 taxes tonight and make a dent in two mainstreamish reviews for the Press blog before handling this special request. (Didn’t work out that way; still haven’t gotten on my taxes yet.) The things we do for lust.

As most often happens I met her online when she sent a friend request to me after seeing my association with an mentally disturbed alternative writer who was in a self-destructive spiral. Things like that often spark the libido of these stripper bitches, that and drugs. Although I’m not a user, she is, shortly after beginning our correspondence three years ago she got pregnant and married in quick succession.

Now I found out her marriage has imploded and she’s been kicked out of her house and her parents have custody of her kids. So she’s looking for a new start, heh heh. I’m here to help.

The pictures I’ve seen of her now (she texted me some nudes back then and recently with scantily clad selfies) looks like her young early-to-mid twentysomething figure has stayed intact. So hopefully we’ll meet up soon in Vegas or LA and get some content for you dear readers hungry for her sweet naked flesh.

We. Shall. See.

#pussygrabbing #porngirls #titsassandpussy

Crazy Luka.
Crazy Luka.
Crazy Luka.
Crazy Luka.

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